> gemerald

okay so there's this neat programming language you might have heard of called Ruby...
i grew up on python, but the second i tried it i was hooked.
now, every time i step back into another language, i'm pissed that i can't write code that sounds like this:
return "welcome back, #{user.name}!" unless user.guest?
  

it's a scripting language that excels at writing quick-and-dirty tools to do real things on, with, and to real computers.
it's sorta like if bash was easy to write and perl was easy to read.
i think you should try it too! it made coding fun again when coding was not that fun for me anymore.

to that end...

the challenge:

learn some ruby and write something useful in it.
it could be a little command line utility, or a reusable library in the form of a gem. (you should do this!)
n.b.: it should be something you actually want to exist!

the reward:

i'll send you this shiny sticker in the mail!
sticker go spinny

i'll also send my favorite couple of submissions a hard copy of why's (poignant) guide to ruby.

the rules:

what should i make?

i don't have a yapping raccoon to click, but i have a few ideas:

what have other people made?

idk, let's find out!

what if i don't know ruby?

you're the target audience for this! you can learn enough of it in ~an afternoon.
here are some places to start:

where do i submit?

submit your source code and an asciinema demo.... here!


k gl cya!

poke me if you need ruby help, i'm game!

~nora